Fashion’s chaos meter has officially exploded with Olivier Rousteing exiting Balmain after fourteen groundbreaking years, Anok Yai finally claims her well-deserved Model of the Year crown, and Timothée Chalamet’s latest Vogue cover has the internet in collective disbelief. In this post I break down the week’s wildest style headlines with all the drama, wit, and disbelief they deserve.

The Devil Wears Prada 2 is underway, but leaked costumes suggest it’s more Devil Wears Zara than Prada. From questionable styling to spoiler-filled TikToks, fashion fans are losing faith. This witty breakdown explores the decline in cinematic mystery and why fashion deserves better - especially in a cult classic sequel.